Tuesday, March 28, 2006
1:59 AM
I'm bored, with no food and nice shows to watch on tv. So, i decided to amuse myself with something =)
- Jestynolatry is the mindless worship of jestyn.
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of jestyn.
- If you blow out all the candles on jestyn with one breath, your wish will come true!
- Until the 1960s, jestyn was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by jestyn as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing jestyn!
- If you put a drop of liquor on jestyn, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
- Jestyn can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- The only planet that rotates on its side is jestyn.
- Jestyn can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
Haha! Stole this from YuQi's blog. Haha! Sorry YuQi! I was too bored!!
And just for fun, i decided to put this up as well. Sorry Glad, if you ever come across this blog, but i can't resist!
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Gladys.
- Gladys can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- Gladysicide is the killing of Gladys!
- Finding Gladys on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.!
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Gladys.
- Gladys can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Gladys.
- Gladys was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
- It's bad luck to whistle near gladys.
- Gladys is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
im torn between
silence & violent expression
